Society in the dump but no need to hide they’ll swallow all his talk why stay inside he walks with head aloft while so full of pride. I’m indestructible, I’m feared watch me for much longer it’s party time once more see me do the conga if you stop all the moaning I’ll sing youContinue reading “Mr Teflon Man”
Category Archives: Funny Poems
William
My .grandson William
Love poem
I love you on a summer’s dayoh how your blood shot eyes shine sothey melt my heart so tenderlyreminding me of piss holes in the snow. The way it flows in the windyour long brown hair, it is absurdcatching the light so tenderlyit shines just like a polished turd. On a brightly lit starry nightyourContinue reading “Love poem”
The Festive Feasting
Christmas time for peace and joyoh, look mum another toycan I have sweets, there’s a bunch?not until you’ve had your lunch. Dinner comes, is there enough?one hour later all are stuffedhave a rest or sleep all wemust be ready for our tea. Buns and pastries, cake and piesbiscuits and trifle before your eyeswhere to go,Continue reading “The Festive Feasting”
Christmas Aftermath
No-one down the town looking for a treatall skint shoppers now rest their weary feetshopping frenzy over, time to take a breathplaces empty there is no money left. Walking through the town what a lonely placewhere are they? Not a solitary facemince pies on the shelves down at the local storepeople stare in horror,Continue reading “Christmas Aftermath”
Shopping
Sitting in the parkdusk turning to darkradio on and songs aboundjust watching the world go round. A woman passes by, she’s soldher baggage is testament to be toldall the shops along the streethurting legs, aching feet. Bags galore around wrist and arm boxes on shoulders to strained alarm people hurry, it`s so cold young legsContinue reading “Shopping”
Charity
No Parking
I got bit today by a predictormade mistake, thought she was nicetalked to me every time I parkedbut her heart was as cold as ice. Slapped a ticket to my windscreena big yellow square bold as brasswhat’s the meaning of this, I asked“not displayed your blue badge,” said the lass. But she knows me, weContinue reading “No Parking”
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