William is a hammer man
doesn’t talk much some don’t think he can
he is kind of quiet and shy
if he speaks at all he’ll just says hi.
He likes to paint and draw
but most things are just a bore
when asleep he doesn’t bother snoring
simply because he finds it boring.
Doesn’t eat much just picks like a mite
but when he gets mad, he likes to bite
his sister sometimes makes him reel
then her arm is his favourite meal.
He can be really busy so to speak
being a beaver once a week
toasting marshmallows all gathered around
when they are done, he gobbles them down.
In the morn it’s a school day
Leave me to sleep Bill will say
When the bell rings he gets in line
he’s sat at his desk by quarter to nine
At twenty past three he’s in a good mood
can’t wait to go for his favourite food
cookie dough pie, a cake or a bun
hurry up granddad, come on let’s run.
At night he settles down eating sweets
While watching TV in his favourite seat
Later he’ll go to bed and dream
Of biscuits and cake and his favourite ice-cream.
It’s morning again, Saturday that’s great
stays in bed a little late
then gets to play with his toys
racing cars, he’s one of the boys.