I love you on a summer’s day
oh how your blood shot eyes shine so
they melt my heart so tenderly
reminding me of piss holes in the snow.
The way it flows in the wind
your long brown hair, it is absurd
catching the light so tenderly
it shines just like a polished turd.
On a brightly lit starry night
your smile matches the moon so mellow
the brightness beams across your face
your teeth an overwhelming tint of yellow.
You have so many traits to admire
I love the grey streaks in your hair
that lovely, wiry texture, so course
reminds me of my grand mama.
I love your red and glossy lips
so soft and are as smooth as glass
pouting out in all their splendour
reminding me of a baboons’ ass.
I asked her hand to betrothed
we’ll spend our days aloft
I bought a ring, I gave it her
she told me to sod off